Monica Lewinsky virus
Sucks all the memory out of your computer.
Makes your whole computer go down.
Everything in the computer goes Goofy.
Mike Tyson virus
Quits after one byte.
Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
Woody Allen virus.
By-passes the motherboard and turns on daughter card.
Spice Girl virus.
Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.
Oprah Winfrey virus.
Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus.
Terminates and stays resident...It'll be back.
Expands your hard drive while putting too much pressure on your zip drive.
Then there is the Clinton PC
It has a six inch hard drive and no memory